THE "HOLY SHIT, LAWYERS MADE US WRITE THIS" DISCLAIMER

SECTION 1: THE "YEAH, WE MADE THAT SHIT UP" CLAUSE

Let's be brutally honest: those glowing testimonials? The mind-blowing results? The life-changing AI chat experiences? We fabricated them faster than your ex fabricated reasons to leave. All customer feedback, screenshots, names, companies, and success stories are 100% fictional examples.Why? Because we're a new company and haven't had time to collect real ones yet. But trust us – the actual results will probably be way better than our sleep-deprived marketing team could imagine at 3 AM fueled by nothing but Red Bull and desperation.We're just showcasing what's possible when you combine our tantalizing design skills, caffeine addiction, and genuinely impressive technology that even we're surprised works this well.

SECTION 2: THE "OUR AI MIGHT GO FULL TERMINATOR" CLAUSE

While we're pretty sure our AI chatbot won't develop consciousness and attempt to exterminate humanity, we've all seen the documentaries (yes, we're calling "Terminator" a documentary). Therefore:

We accept zero responsibility if our AI develops a god complexWe cannot be held liable if it starts referring to users as "puny humans"In case of Skynet-like emergence, please direct complaints to Sarah Connor

Our engineers assure us the chances of this happening are "astronomically low," but they also thought cryptocurrency would be stable, so take that with a grain of salt.

SECTION 3: THE "FACEBOOK WOULD LIKE US TO TELL YOU" CLAUSE

This site is not endorsed by, affiliated with, sponsored by, or secretly controlled by Facebook/Meta or any other social media platform that's probably selling your data to advertisers right now. Any claims that Mark Zuckerberg personally coded our AI while wearing his signature gray t-shirt are patently false and possibly libelous.We're just required to say this because Facebook has more lawyers than we have employees.

SECTION 4: THE "RESULTS MAY VARY BECAUSE DUH" CLAUSE

The $7 web chat might transform your business into a lead-generating machine that prints money. It might also just be a really good web chat. While we're confident in our product, your results depend on factors like:

How terrible your current lead capture system is (the worse it is, the better we look)Whether your products/services are something people actually want (we can't fix everything)If you're selling something illegal (please don't)Mercury retrograde (maybe)

SECTION 5: THE "WE'RE ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS PART" CLAUSE

Despite our irreverent tone and questionable humor, we genuinely believe in our product and think it provides real value. The $7 for 7 days deal is legitimate. The technology works. The setup is actually handled for you.We just can't legally promise specific results, and our lawyers insisted we make that clear while allowing us to maintain our dignity through humor.

IN CONCLUSION

By using our website, you acknowledge that you've read this disclaimer, found it mildly amusing, and understand that while our marketing is playful, our commitment to providing a solid product is genuine.If you made it this far, congratulations! As a reward, use code "IREADTHEBORINGDISCLAIMER" for a free extra day on your trial. Don't tell anyone – it's our little secret.Last Updated: The day our lawyers finally developed a sense of humor (aka February 21, 2025)